My Weapon One:

Thanks, Reception

I am downstairs in the laundry room. Back soon!
(Or come get me if you like)
Extra towels in the storage room
Herbie Mann plays “A Spring Morning” 1954.
I am outside having a cigarette.
If you need something, please come out and get me.

I am upstairs doing a walk-through of the building.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes or less!
The only place you can get food at this hour
is at the Wawa on Walnut, between 9th & 10th.
To get to 30th, make a left out the door to Market,
a right to 2nd St. Station, and catch the westbound.

I am the only employee that didn’t make and hang up
a Christmas stocking. I sip my free bitter green tea.
At the moment, what’s not working is the “weefee”.
Good morning. Are you Vietnamese? No.
Excuse me? Yes? There’s no more coffee.
It is 7:30, but I guess I’ll go make some.